34/11- Houston Rockets

Clyde embarrasses himself on TV, again.

With the red and white capturing their first conference championship in over a year, you would think even the most fickle of Coog fans and alumni would have shaking the rust off the pipes with the Houston fight song. But not Clyde Drexler. Filling his duties as the color commentator to straight man Bill Worrell during the Rockets-Cavs television broadcast, the "Glide" was goaded into singing a few notes, but amazingly staved it off until a troika of scarlet clad courtside fans could belt it out. Frankly, it's embarrassing for Drexler to stumble through it, even getting shown up by the other sideman to Worrell, Matt Bullard, who the knew fight song of his Iowa Hawkeyes. Since you don't bother to keep up with tradition, I'll help you out, so you keep tripping over yourself on live TV.

Cougars fight for dear old U of H

For our Alma Mater cheer.

Fight for Houston's University

For victory is near.

When the going gets so rough and tough

We never worry cause we got the stuff.

So fight, fight, fight for red and white

And we'll go on to victory.